-I love love love staring at polygamists at the grocery store. I love it even more than staring at people at the gym. If I ever see a polygamist running on a treadmill, I will pee my pants.
-If you ever thought that my bangs were poofy, you have never seen a polygamist mormon lady. God obviously approves of hairspray.
-Curiously, people love mopeds here. I never thought they would be so popular in Utah, but I think people around here love just about anything with wheels that requires gasoline. Today I saw an enormous lady, dressed head to toe in brown, riding a tiny moped. She was wearing ski goggles and no helmet. Word.
-I'm getting my haircut today. There is a Paul Mitchell hairdresser school around here somewhere, and it's obvious because I see a lot of dumb haircuts. A lot of girls here have haircuts that look fresh out of those books they have in salons. Angular and 3 different colors. I really hope that they don't give me one of those.

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